Twinkies and Immortality?

A new study out of Hershey University has found that eating Twinkies throughout life apparently acts as a preservative similar to the embalming that Egyptians performed. We know that the only 2 things that can survive a nuclear holocaust are roaches and twinkies, therefore, certain wealthy people are now loading up on twinkies in order to be brought back from perpetual sleep should a worldwide nuclear calamity occur. It seems to be a rather cheap or should I say frugal alternative to cryogenic sleep which appears to have many side effects anyway. For more information go to www.aprilfool's.com.